You're a weird one, Santa Claws

You really...baffled...MEEEEEE

Santa breaks a young girl's record

So her son can't have a tree Santa ClawwwwAWS(?)

(spoken) The First 10 of this movie felt like a

THIRTY-NINE and HALF foot POLLLLLLLLLLLLE…

Well, I'll be honest. The Star Trek reference was a surprise.

I’d just hoped the movie would end up being the same.

(Note from Your Liver: If there is a drinking game where you do a shot every time there is an edit…do NOT attempt.)